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WordPress’s Weekly Writing Challenge is a humdinger this week: What is the recipe to me? I love it.

Jaclyn a la King

For the crust:

  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 map book, approx. the size to fit in the seat back pocket of a car
  • Full Stephen King Library

For the pie:

  • 2 Donald Ducks
  • 1 stuffed bear (named Iggy)
  • 3 pens
  • 1 cup realism
  • 3/4 cup optimism
  • 2 cups Swarovski crystals
  • 1 full-size Jeff
  • Friends, to taste (recommended: Stephanies, Amandas, Danas, Erins, Bretts, Ls)
  • Chocolate chips, if desired


For the crust, place all ingredients in a bowl and loosely combine. Bake in the heat of a summer sun for 30 minutes.

For the pie, beat furiously until creamy. Turn off and unplug beaters. Lick the beaters. Pour filling into pie crust and let simmer in front of an episode of “Boston Legal,” “The Cosby Show” or “The Twilight Zone.” Sprinkle with smattering of chocolate chips.

Serve with a gin martini, extra dirty.